THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE
And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old.
thats a little bit shady
Jafar you pedo
Except Pocahontas was actually between 12 and 14. I was 5 and living in the VA colonial triangle when it came out and there was massive controversy over the historical inaccuracies, namely that a 12 year old with poor nutrition would not have double D’s.
I kid you not.
tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”